Focus Pocus

We are thinking about starting a podcast on this blog. My partner will most likley be more political and I would like to discourse on sayings. You know those silly things people put at the end of their email signatures, like "Dance like no one is watching, love like you've never been hurt." I could do a Larry Kingism like, 'If forgiveness is the scent a violet leaves on the heel that crushes it', then what is the term for the scent a skunk leaves on the tire that runs over it?